You don't need to be sad because there is nothing wrong with you it's just that you lack the social skills to approach the opposite gender and no big deal. No, no, nothing to laugh about here I can understand the pain that you are going through, but let's dont take it so seriously.
Hey, what up, guys? I have an immense desire to express my views and condolences to all those still singles in this world of 8 billion people.